February 2012
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I have travelled
to the one
who claims
she is
the Mouse
Who Hides
in the
Shadow
of the Moon.
she only spoke
to me eight words.
“It’s five in the morning. Go to sleep.”
baahahahahahahahahahaha
pie balls.
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I would never barf in your urn, Brenda.
I mean, maybe LB did it…
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Stephen: Subject to the requirements of the service?
Jack: Ah... Well, Stephen... The bird's flightless?
Stephen: Yes.
Jack: It's not going anywhere.
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“He’s calling the spirits of darkness! I saw him do this once before when a...”
– Markl
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“You build on failure. You use it as a stepping stone. Close the door on the...”
– Johnny Cash
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i coughed and you whined
i spit and you pined
i laughed and you cried
and once upon a time we may have been happy, sitting up in bed, reading to each other,
once,
i smiled and you did too.
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chemistry-rested replied to your photo: lol nice, missing e. nice.
is that the first time you’ve gotten it? i get this notice at least twice a day.
no, i get it a lot. but it’s the first time i’ve noticed the bit that missing e. added.
why am i anxious as FUCK right now?
oh yeah, it’s Lucy…
goddamn cunt…
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know he let
that extends our
time himself life,
does into changed,
not the warped,
flow past fruit
like and filled
rivers, reaches hollows,
yet to different
...
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5
1920stories:
::[Begin transmission]::
I’m not real proud of this, Victoria, but I caught the bug before I met you. I told you when you first kissed me that I probably wouldn’t give it up. You understood. Driving all those miles through space amped up with the metal blasting through the speakers, yeah, you understood perfectly. It’s what I do. Same as you.
...
FUCK.
I JUST WANT TO PLAY THE GODDAMN GAME.
WHY IS THIS SO DIFFICULT.
::log in to old mmo site you haven’t used in several years::
::spend twenty minutes remembering your password::
::get excited because you finally remembered::
::download most recently updated version::
::press “run”::
::receive failure report::
::fume::
::press “run” again::
::receive failure report::
::rage::
::storm to the support page::
::find “is...
New mission:
Acquire one Welsh corgi.
Name said Welsh corgi Ein.
Teach said Welsh corgi to use computers.
Life: Complete.
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The Eleven Satanic Rules of Earth (via The Church...
ordinarywonder:
(Last post on Satanism. These guidelines, while I don’t agree with all of them… are some practices I think most of us should seriously consider.)
1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your...
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9 Satanic Sins (via The Church of Satan.)
ordinarywonder:
(I keep seeing Satanism on my dash. This is LaVey’s vision of Satanism. I think he used a lot of common sense, and some of the tenants of Satanism are incredibly useful. Take a moment. You may be surprised.)
1. Stupidity—The top of the list for Satanic Sins. The Cardinal Sin of Satanism. It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives...
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Anonymous asked: Your last poem, i think you misspelled 'hole'. Cheers.
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the majority of people seem to worry about hitting the proverbial “bottom.”
some even fear that we’ll throw them a shovel when they get there.
and perhaps they will and perhaps we will.
but all i really know is that there isn’t a bottom to the whole i’ve cast myself down.
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One Thousand Nine Hundred and Twenty Stories
cafeofthedamned:
http://1920stories.tumblr.com/
another micro-story blog for you to follow and enjoy the holy fuck out of.
because let’s face it, i’m awesome.
And as Luke so wonderfully pointed out, no, there are not one thousand nine hundred and twenty stories. There are four.
But it’s a work in progress…
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the fan spun.
it pushed air downward.
i reached out and flipped the switch
to turn it off.
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the tree was white.
she was red.
it rained for months.
the small ones drowned.
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1920stories:
She woke up with Half Asleep In Frog Pajamas imprinted on her face. She woke up to the dreams and nightmares of stock brokers trashed on too many double martinis. She woke up to torn out magazine pages plastered to a wall which had been clear before. She woke up to broken guitars and spider web postcards.
“Poor Elliott,” she cried quietly.
“Poor me.”
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1920stories:
“Vodka… Is… The lifeblood, man. The lifeblood of the universe.”
Sig wavers in his seat. You subconsciously react by putting your hand out to stop him falling over, only to realize that he’s in a loveseat. A goddamn loveseat. This guy isn’t going anywhere. Put your arm down.
“That so?” you say. “How, exactly, is it blood life and stuff?” Cringe at your awful command of the English...
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1920stories:
Her self-portrait was warped and ugly. Morbidity beyond belief. Black hair, red outlines and deep blue bags beneath each amorphous blob of an eye. Her teeth were a brown that made mud look beautiful. Pupils carved from magazine pages. Asymmetrical ears, one at least three times larger. She says it’s perspective. Black lined forehead and smeared purple on every surface.
She says...
And now for an exciting round of "How Many...
According to DSM-IV, Fourth Edition.
“Five (or more) of the following symptoms have been present during the same 2-week period and represent a change from previous functioning; at least one of the symptoms is either (1) depressed mood or (2) loss of interest or pleasure.
depressed mood most of the day, nearly every day, as indicated by either subjective report (e.g., feels sad or empty) or...
anothertheletter:
amouthygirl:
Infighting is something that always happens. It has always occurred since I’ve been part of the tumblr leftist world, and it will no doubt continue to happen. It’s fine. It’s whatever. It happens. We all disagree about different things and not everybody is always going to see eye to eye, but it doesn’t mean we can’t continue to be friends.
If you have a problem...
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1920stories:
You happened upon her one day, pretty Arianna K. She made you feel like the sunshine; you burned through all your clothes and shoes in a single afternoon just thinking about her.
You found out she read eight to twelve books at once, seated most afternoons in front of a coffee table with a seashell ash tray, a cigarette dangling from her lips, with stacks of words all around her....
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rakuli replied to your post: One Thousand Nine Hundred and Twenty Stories
Bit of false advertising there … I counted only one story!
IT’S A GODDAMN WORK IN PROGRESS, LUKE.
FUCK.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMARTER THAN THIS.
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One Thousand Nine Hundred and Twenty Stories
http://1920stories.tumblr.com/
another micro-story blog for you to follow and enjoy the holy fuck out of.
because let’s face it, i’m awesome.
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you look like a whore. hallelujah wink. it’s in the making. no one gives a shit.
i don’t want your revenge.
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what is my damage?
i can finally think as i drift slowly to the bottom of the ocean.
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there’s a lot of history that i don’t really want to talk about but if you stick around long enough odds are you’ll figure most of it out
fallen into pictured lovers’ orchard films some of it’s great, yeah, but some are rotten the winter weather’s cold and i’m staring up to heaven my fingers are crossed in hopes that maybe i’ve forgotten.
i’d...
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here is a poem where i lampoon all popular poets with clever words and simple structure.
and here is where you find out just how close i am to killing myself.
and this is the part where i tell you to go fuck yourself because there’s nothing anyone can do to help me.
Seriously though...
Are people really this stupid, or are they just pulling on my leg?
*KKRTCH*
This just in, a BREAKING NEWS REPORT.
It seem like the H1Ndurrrr virus is mutating and spreading more rapidly than ever imagined. Lock yourselves in your local libraries, hid yourselves away, you don’t want to catch this nasty sickness.
Key symptoms to look for in loved ones: irrational logic, inability to...
I think Moffat, Whedon, and Gaiman should write...
mello-dramatic:
cafeofthedamned:
I would watch the FUCK out of it.
Instead of not giving a fuck about it.
Great idea… or greatest idea?
Does it have to be Glee? couldn’t they just make a new series…
But can’t you imagine…
All of the Glee kids faces…
When they kill off everyone for no apparent reason?
That, I think, is what makes a show great. And what makes them, as...
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youngheartlessthing replied to your post: Hey Hey Hey, it’s time for another hot-button topic!
watch all the outrage from people who don’t even fucking know what the word “eugenics” means
“Eugenics” is a lot like “communism.” People have this awful picture in their heads of what it has been, instead of what it is and could be. Though honestly I’m of the...
Hey Hey Hey, it's time for another hot-button...
Eugenics.
Really, that’s all I have to say. And the kids will come crawling from the woodworks to point fingers and sling names (and probably mud).
And that is all for today, class. We’ll pick up next week with “How I Met Your Mother’s Hotter Sister” and “Boners: Whodathunket?”
Goddamn, people make me laugh.
I just want to shake all of their hands, smile warmly, and say “Thank you.”
“Thank you for proving my point beyond a reasonable doubt. Honestly, I couldn’t have done it without you. You are serving your species well. I hope the future I’m helping to build for you is everything you’ve dreamed of. Again, thank you.”
And maybe a kiss on the cheek because...