Hey, I’m Patrick.

Every word in that last sentence starts with a capital letter. That bothers me.

I am an old man. It’s really sad to say that when you’re twenty-three.

I’m a little strange, a little rude, kind of an asshole, but probably one of the best people you’ll never meet. I write constantly because words are awesome. I’m a part time gamer, full time geek, I love Joss Whedon, I listen to every genre of music. Since mainstream music isn’t a genre, I can say that I don’t listen to much of that. If it’s three in the morning and I’m on, wide awake, making penis jokes, it means I’m also watching either the Science Channel, NatGeo, or the Discovery Channel.

If I bore you, good. If you hate me, good. If you feel like yelling at me in my ask box under the safety of anonymity, be my guest.

I mean it. Look at how many fucks I give:

Boobies.

DFTBA.

Fin.